Little Mary was not the best student in
Sunday School. Usually she slept
through the class. One day the teacher
called on her while she was napping,
''Tell me, Mary, who created the
universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little
Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin and
jabbed her in the rear. ''God
Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the
teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell
back to sleep. A while later the teacher
asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and
Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from
her slumber. Once again, Johnny came
to the rescue and stuck her again.
''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the
teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary
fell back to sleep. Then the teacher
asked Mary a third question, ''What did
Eve say to Adam after she had her
twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny
jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary
jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick
that damn thing in me one more time,
I'll break it in half!
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